Is that a fish in your pants or...

It's really sad when you can't even joke about a screen name without people calling you gay. This all happened in 20's Love: 2 yesterday. Bored, and because the room was basically dead, I joined in on a conversation when this girl said that something was rude. Take a look.

trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:07:13): porn anyone? lmao
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:08:11): how rude
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:08:49): What's rude?
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:09:19): ya whats rude
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:09:49): asking ppl 4 porn
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:09:55): =))
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:10:06): nah i have my own lol
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:10:28): so is ur mouth as big as that trout
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:10:32): I don't think he was asking for porn...I think he was asking if anyone wanted some
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:11:31): still doesn't make any difference
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:11:33): Better question is, why does he have a fish in his pants?
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:11:57): loosen up ur panties agirl lol
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:11:59): Something fishy about that
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:12:45): shut up trout
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:13:24): "Is that a fish in your pants...or is your penis just wiggling all over the place?"
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:13:42): tidan stop lookin in my pants
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:13:47): this convo's making me sick
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:14:17): ur obsessed with my dick....ur making me nervous lol
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:14:46): is tidan gay or sth lol
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:14:54): think hes gay
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:15:09): I'm not gay. I was just joking around.
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:15:35): just seemed obsessed with whts in my pants
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:15:48): I know you people WISH I was gay, but I'm not...so too bad for you.
agirl_crazy_4_ebru (14/09/2011 20:15:51): doesn't it give u the creeps to comment on a guy's body tidan?
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:16:34): creepin me out .....
trouser_trout6969 (14/09/2011 20:16:48): keepin my back to the wall near him lmao
tidan_likida (14/09/2011 20:16:53): Er...no. I'm not looking at the parts...I'm just making jokes. I'd be creeped out if I was actually LOOKING at those parts, but I'm not.

Don't people have more original insults? When it comes to insulting people online, a lot of people will just end up resorting to jokes about fucking a person's mother, or calling a person gay. Why?