Funny Flash Animations

I decided to look up some Flash animations on Newgrounds, and discovered that there was a new entry in the Nin10doh series. So, here are links to the Nin10doh series, as well as some other animations I've enjoyed.

Decline of Video Gaming
Decline of Video Gaming 2
A Decline Christmas
Decline of Video Gaming 3
Nin10doh!
$00pah Nin10doh!
Nin10doh: To The 64th Power

Please, be warned that these two collabs based on the Metal Gear Solid series of games are...mature/adult. If you're at work, I would NOT check them out because there is nudity as well as very...sexual scenes, especially in the first. They are extremely funny though!

MGS: Flash Collab DISC 1
MGS: Flash Collab DISC 2

"I WANT IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW! WAAAAH!"

I had my day totally ruined by my Mom's boyfriend, Sean. Earlier, his brother had come over to set up wireless Internet on his computer, but he can't seem to connect because my firewall is locking him out. So, I'm supposed to set up the firewall to allow him access. Ha...easier said than done really. I can't find the file for it anywhere. I've searched 1000 times for it and nothing. The only place I can access it is via Network Connection, but all it allows me to do is turn the firewall on, or turn it off. There's no way in hell that I'm going to turn it off because that'll leave my computer open to attack. There's honestly no way I can find to set it up to allow him access without completely disabling my firewall. I've basically given up on it now, but I'm still pretending to look because he just won't LEAVE ME ALONE! He's like a spoiled little kid really. Because it's set up correctly on his computer but my firewall is locking him out, he's in here constantly with an "I WANT IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" attitude asking if I'm having any luck, then is stood looking over my shoulder at the screen pointing to files like "Is that it? Is that the one? Is that file the one?".

I've been in the mood to punch him in the face and yell "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING CONNECTION! NOW, FUCK OFF!" because it's that annoying. I'd rather deal with a spoilt kid because at least I could get the kid to shut up and leave me alone. He got my Mom in on it too, so she's also been in telling me to clean up my computer because there are too many files and all. Telling me I should delete files etc. Geez! It's a computer, not a bedroom! I can lower the amount of folders and stuff, but honestly, there aren't any files on the computer that I want to delete, and lowering the amount of folders isn't going to make any difference in editing the firewall. The sad thing is, both of them can't seem to work out that I am getting fucking annoyed. I've told Sean several times "I've looked there! I've done that!" in a really annoyed tone, but he just won't fuck off. He knows nothing about computers, so looking over my shoulder and sulking isn't helping me one bit, even though he appears to think he's being a huge help. If he wanted to help, he'd fuck off and stop demanding to have the Internet at this exact moment. His brother said he'd return tomorrow to try to fix the problem, but only if Sean stops sulking. So, what happens? He sulks a lot more and annoys the fuck out of me like I'm preventing him from accessing the Internet on purpose. I'm not!

Tomorrow isn't going to be a good day for sure, and it's not even started. Good thing I have some stuff I need to do tomorrow. I'm just going to get up, get ready, and go out to deliver some Betterware stuff I still have to deliver, then work out how to stay out longer because I know I can't stand another 5+ hours of him sulking and trying to "help" me get him online. Question is, what can I do? All depends on the weather. If it's extremely windy and all, I don't think I can stand outside for long. 30 minutes outside in it earlier when I went to deliver Betterware catalogs and my hands were red and numb from the cold. If it's bad, I can always see if maybe my grandfather will let me come in for an hour or 2, or maybe Mo. Hopefully one of them will let me stay for a bit so I don't have to listen to the sulking or the "helping" again.

End of the World predictions

After reading a status that my friend, Marissa, had posted on her Facebook, I decided to check out the date 21st December, 2012. I didn't really know the relevance of that date, but after searching it on Google, I found out that it's the Mayan date for the End of the World. I then got curious about how many end of the world predictions there have been so far. So, I searched for that, and found a website that states there have been 220 End of the World predictions already. Check it out here. Some of the predictions are humorous to read, especially this one for the 14th September, 2047. Honestly, who wouldn't want the world to end like this? You'd get a huge laugh out of it even though you know you're going to die at any moment.

According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)

I'm so glad I don't drink

I've got to say that I'm so glad I don't drink after being linked to this video on YouTube called The Ultimate Pisshead! Some people honestly need to control how much alcohol they consume so they don't look as stupid as the drunk male in that video. People seem to over do the amount of drinking they do and take it too far, then end up looking ridiculous like that.

After viewing that video, I went on to look at another video that was in the Suggestions called The Drunk People Compilation. I found it a little sad when it got to 2:23 as it shows an extremely drunk elderly man falling backward into a really deep puddle, and at around 2:36, some young men come along and slow down, looking like they're going to help this guy out, but then proceed on, leaving this old man to continue falling over and over into this deep puddle. Ok, I'll admit that it's stupid of the elderly man to get so damn drunk, but what ever happened to human kindness? Why couldn't someone have helped this elderly man get somewhere safe instead of leaving him to fall over and over into a fairly deep puddle? This comment by woolyhat77 kind of says what I was kind of thinking when watching it.

the old dude keeps fallin in the water and no cunt helps him out?..sad..

And this quote by TheAnhri just about sums it up too.

2:48 yeah nobody helps him get up of course! it's something very difficult to do!

what happened to people?

Anyway, out of curiousity, what would my readers do if they saw a similar thing? Would you help out this elderly man, or would you, as everyone else in the video did, just walk on by and leave him to his fate?

Who's calling?

I was told the weirdest thing not too long after getting out of bed today. My younger brother, Bryn, came upstairs to tell me that someone had called the housephone asking for me, but Mom had hung up on whoever it was because she couldn't understand anything this person was saying. The way he described how the person was talking, according to Mom, sounded like the Tazmanian Devil (Taz) was calling for me. I wonder who it was really. I went down and dialed 1471 to see if the number was listed there on last caller ID thingy, but it said the number was withheld, so I really can't find out who it was. It's a shame really because for all I know, it could've been one of the three holiday sites calling to offer me a job or an interview for a job. I'll never know now, unless Taz happens to call back again asking for me. I just really hope it wasn't a job offer because if it was, they'll probably think I'm a rude person since the phone was hung up on them. Not going to get a job at all if it was one of them.

Just for the fun of it, here's a story that is being written one line at a time by people on my friend Julie's facebook. Enjoy!

"A serious incident"?

I'd really love to know what had happened last night. Trenant Road, as mentioned in the following letter, isn't too far away from where I live. The letter that I'd found on my doorstep at around 11am was pretty vague. It just tells us that a serious incident happened on this road. How serious? Was a house broken into? Was someone badly beaten? Was someone killed? I wish they'd be more specific about what it was because everyone who gets that letter around here I'm sure are going to be as majorly curious as I am now. Well, I should say everyone who wasn't a witness to whatever event it was. The witnesses and those involved will know EXACTLY what happened.

Honestly, I wouldn't have really known there was a letter outside the door if it weren't for the 2 dogs barking. They were barking like crazy, and wouldn't be quiet. At first, I thought they were just barking because my brother and sister had just gotten home from doing my grandfather's shopping, but then, because they weren't being quiet, I walked into the hallway to see that my brother's car wasn't parked out in the driveway. I went downstairs to get the dogs to go into the lounge, and looked outside the front door to see what they were barking about since I couldn't see anyone walking off from out of the upstairs window. There was no one there either. Then I noticed the following letter on the floor.

Dear Sir/Madam

A serious incident has occured at/between 5pm and 8pm hours on TUESDAY 1st MARCH 2011 (date) at TRENANT ROAD, LOOE (location).

We are conducting house to house enquiries in the area to locate potential witnesses. Officers have called at your address today.

If it is going to be difficult to contact you for any reason within the next week, could you please contact the below number when an officer will endeavor to arrange someone to visit you.

Tel. No. 08452777444

If you have urgent information that may assist the investigation please contact Liskeard CID and quote Log 763 01/03/2011
Alternatively, you can always contact CRIMESTOPPERS on 0800 555 111

I guess I could just ask the police if/when they call again. I'm not the only one in the house who is curious about it. Mom, brother and sister all read the letter and are wondering exactly what this "serious incident" is. That could basically be anything. Someone's place was smashed up, or someone got into a fight and was badly hurt, or someone was stabbed/shot and was badly hurt, or someone was murdered.

I hope that whatever happened, it wasn't so bad that someone died. I've read enough about death for today (See my previous entry for full details on those deaths).

Crazy Cabbie (Full Story)

Here is the FULL story from The Sun. It's amazing how fucking stupid some people are.

Crazy Cabbie

I got my new phone today! Sadly, it didn't come with any free credit like I was hoping, so I currently can't find out what my number is on the phone. I'll have to wait until I can top it up with some credit. But, I got it all set up. That's one thing done at least.

Read something amazingly shocking today when I went downstairs. On the front of the newspaper, The Sun, there was a story about some taxi driver who'd asked a female passenger "Are you having a nice day?", and then, before she could answer, he shot her in the face. Here's the story as it's printed in The Sun.

Very suspicious

I swear some people just make excuse after excuse when it comes to them needing to do something. I've asked my friend, Vicky, several times for a picture of her, and every time, she has some excuse for why she can't. Today, it's because her PC is broken, and that her cellphone's battery is dying. Asked her what kind of phone she's got, and found out it's an iPhone, so there's no reason why she can't take a photo using that and send it to me. She told me her phone's battery was dying when I asked her to take one with her phone. Honestly, I'm wondering what she has to hide since she's avoiding showing a picture so much. Sure, I can understand people thinking they're ugly and not wanting to take a picture, but for a friend, people will usually take a picture or two. The people who don't...well, they've got to be hiding something. Possibly hiding the fact they're not the gender they say they are, and that once they take a picture, their secret will be out. I really hope she takes one for me soon, or I'm just going to have to confront her about it and ask if she's got something to hide, like maybe the fact she's really a male and is scared of losing friends if they find out. In fact, maybe I should do that a little later when (or if) she comes back online after charging her phone a little bit. I know she doesn't want to because she thinks she's ugly, but I've been asking for a couple of months or more now, and every time I ask, there's some excuse like the cellphone's battery is dying. It's getting a more than a little stupid now, and honestly, it's also getting very, very suspicious. Any friend of mine should know I wouldn't judge people on looks, so it doesn't matter if she isn't the best looking person ever, but damn...

I didn't have the greatest day yesterday. My sister had eaten the last of two apple pies that Mom's boyfriend, Sean, had bought, and this lead to me getting a lecture and everything...asking me if I'd ever seen adverts in newspapers and things for places where you could live "free"; not having to pay for anything. He was basically calling me a freeloader just because I'm unemployed and don't give Mom any money. Of course, I could give Mom money for the electric and stuff I use, but then I'd have to starve myself because the money I get from Betterware sucks. I use that money to buy myself food because no-one gets food for me. I'm pretty sure that then I'd get a lecture for not eating at all. Either way, I wouldn't be able to win. It really upset me when he continued on the lecture telling me that I never drive myself anywhere...that I always rely on Mom for that. Well, of course I do. I'm not allowed to drive because of epilepsy. I'm only allowed to learn once I've been seizure free for a couple of years, which I haven't been. He knows of that, yet still bitched at me for not driving myself anywhere. Thanks a fucking lot...fucking jerkwad.

And now...more of my favorite images from LOL Snaps. Enjoy!