I'm not...I'm sleeping

I just have to post about this because it's so funny. I didn't know the entire story until now.

Last night, after work, Mom's current boyfriend, Sean, went and had a few drinks before coming home. At about 5 in the morning, he climbed out of bed, and started to piss on the bedroom floor. Mom looked at him, asking "Sean, what are you doing?", to which he replied "I'm sleeping." She then goes on to ask him "Why are you pissing on the floor?", to which he replied "I'm not. I'm sleeping." After that, he climbed back into bed and went back to sleep.

I haven't been able to stop myself from laughing whenever it comes up now. It's just so funny.

After I got home from delivering Betterware catalogs, he'd just gotten out of bed, so I asked him if he knew that he pissed on the bedroom floor. He kept telling me he didn't, and I laughed. After calling Mom at work, he found out that he really DID piss on the floor and was feeling a little embarrassed about it I think. Told me afterward that he's never going to drink again. Honestly, I don't believe that because I know several people who have said they're never going to drink again, or smoke again, and they always do end up doing either or both again.

As I promised in my previous entry, here is a link to Robin's OkCupid profile. If you're from the UK or anywhere else for that matter, DO NOT message her. It's just a scam for cash. You'll be doing yourself a huge favor staying as far away from this "girl" as you can.