I got quite a laugh out of this one article in the UK paper "Sunday Sport". My brother came upstairs with the paper and handed me the paper. He told me I should read the article titled "Smart Arse Gets 0% In Exam Paper". The answers were actually really clever, and correct too really, in a smart arse way that is.
Here are the questions and answers.
In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last battle.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Bottom of the page.
River Ravi flows in which State?
Liquid.
What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage.
What is the main reason for failure?
Exams.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what occurs?
It gets wet.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and three oranges and four apples in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
If it took eight men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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