Who's calling?

I was told the weirdest thing not too long after getting out of bed today. My younger brother, Bryn, came upstairs to tell me that someone had called the housephone asking for me, but Mom had hung up on whoever it was because she couldn't understand anything this person was saying. The way he described how the person was talking, according to Mom, sounded like the Tazmanian Devil (Taz) was calling for me. I wonder who it was really. I went down and dialed 1471 to see if the number was listed there on last caller ID thingy, but it said the number was withheld, so I really can't find out who it was. It's a shame really because for all I know, it could've been one of the three holiday sites calling to offer me a job or an interview for a job. I'll never know now, unless Taz happens to call back again asking for me. I just really hope it wasn't a job offer because if it was, they'll probably think I'm a rude person since the phone was hung up on them. Not going to get a job at all if it was one of them.

Just for the fun of it, here's a story that is being written one line at a time by people on my friend Julie's facebook. Enjoy!

Julie: continue this story by adding a leading sentence. lets go: Once upon a time there was a dwarf called...
Tracy: julie who has a best friend called tracy,
Tidan: and every morning, they would wonder out into the street. One day, they came across a magic mushroom. Tracy nibbled on it a little,
Scott: while Julie lifted her leg and took a whizz against a lamp post, Meanwhile, Tracy...
Julie: Was feeling affects of her mushroom nibbling, When Scott came randomly walking down the road, wearing a fuschia pink feather boa, stockings and a gimp mask, whilst screaming ...
Tidan: "WHERE'S MAH FUCKING PIE!". Julie, looking confused by this turn of events, raised a brow as she looked at her brother. "Are you feeling ok? And what's with the outfit?", she asked Scott. Scott shrugged, lay down on his belly, and slivered down the street like a snake.
Bob: at that moment chuck norris appeared and roundhouse kicked their arses for doing shrooms and said
Julie: "I HAVE COUNTED TO INFINITY...TWICE"
Tidan: "Excuse me, do either of you have the time?". Julie shook her head, and asked Chuck "How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?". Chuck Norris shrugs, pulled a scooter out of his pocket, and drove down the street on it, following Scott the Snakeboy.
Scott: Tracy, now dazed from Chuck Norris' epic roudhouse kick and tripping off her tits...
Bob: said to julie who is chuck norris? and whats that on his face???
Tidan: Julie looked at Chuck's face, then squinted as Chuck got further away and told Tracy "I don't know. His nose maybe?". Grabbing a telescope, she looked down the street through it to get a better look. It turned out it wasn't his nose. It was actually Scott sitting on his face. "What the fuck is he doing?", Julie wondered.
Tidan: Chuck spun 180 degrees on his scooter, back toward Julie. Looking over Scott's butt at her, he asked "Do you know where I can get this growth surgically removed from my face?". Julie looked at Scott then back at Chuck saying,
Scott: "I don't know where you can get that growth removed but I know where you can see a unicorn fucking a camel."
Tidan: Chuck raised a brow. "Really? Where would you see that?", he asked. "On Americas Funniest Home Videos.", Julie replied. Chuck races off on his scooter, waving goodbye to Julie. Walking over to Tracy, Julie helps her up. "Are you alright? Chuck didn't hurt you too badly, did he?". Tracy shakes her head. Suddenly, the heavens open up, and cookies rain down from the sky. "I KNEW COOKIES WERE A GIFT FROM GOD!", Julie squealed excitedly before running into the nearest building to avoid getting hurt by the falling cookies. Inside the building, Julie and Tracy came across...
Scott: a massive net! Julie hatched a plan to catch the cookies... After all, she was munchied. They prepared to venture back outside with the net when they met...
Tidan: Captain Planet. "Oh my God! What are you doing here?", Tracy asked the retired superhero. "What was that, young lady?", Captain Planet asked, cupping his left ear as he leaned over, his hand on the lower part of his back. "I SAID...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?", Tracy yelled. "Where's my six pack of beer? Why do you want that?", Captain Planet asked. Tracy sighed and...
Scott: Took her revolver out of her handbag... "Look I've not got time for bullshit, we're trying to catch cookies here, either help us or I'll shoot you in the scrote.” Tracy said. She pointed her revolver at Captain Planets testicles. Captain Planet cautiously covered his balls wirth his cape and...
Tidan: asked "You'll toot me with what you wrote? What does that mean?". Tracy rolled her eyes, and fired 3 rounds into Captain Planet's crotch. Falling to his knees, he cried out "What was that for!? In my day, we didn't shoot people in the crotch! We made lame puns while saving the planet from filthy millionaires. You kids and your pistols these days.". He then collapsed onto the ground, passing out.