Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Very suspicious

I swear some people just make excuse after excuse when it comes to them needing to do something. I've asked my friend, Vicky, several times for a picture of her, and every time, she has some excuse for why she can't. Today, it's because her PC is broken, and that her cellphone's battery is dying. Asked her what kind of phone she's got, and found out it's an iPhone, so there's no reason why she can't take a photo using that and send it to me. She told me her phone's battery was dying when I asked her to take one with her phone. Honestly, I'm wondering what she has to hide since she's avoiding showing a picture so much. Sure, I can understand people thinking they're ugly and not wanting to take a picture, but for a friend, people will usually take a picture or two. The people who don't...well, they've got to be hiding something. Possibly hiding the fact they're not the gender they say they are, and that once they take a picture, their secret will be out. I really hope she takes one for me soon, or I'm just going to have to confront her about it and ask if she's got something to hide, like maybe the fact she's really a male and is scared of losing friends if they find out. In fact, maybe I should do that a little later when (or if) she comes back online after charging her phone a little bit. I know she doesn't want to because she thinks she's ugly, but I've been asking for a couple of months or more now, and every time I ask, there's some excuse like the cellphone's battery is dying. It's getting a more than a little stupid now, and honestly, it's also getting very, very suspicious. Any friend of mine should know I wouldn't judge people on looks, so it doesn't matter if she isn't the best looking person ever, but damn...

I didn't have the greatest day yesterday. My sister had eaten the last of two apple pies that Mom's boyfriend, Sean, had bought, and this lead to me getting a lecture and everything...asking me if I'd ever seen adverts in newspapers and things for places where you could live "free"; not having to pay for anything. He was basically calling me a freeloader just because I'm unemployed and don't give Mom any money. Of course, I could give Mom money for the electric and stuff I use, but then I'd have to starve myself because the money I get from Betterware sucks. I use that money to buy myself food because no-one gets food for me. I'm pretty sure that then I'd get a lecture for not eating at all. Either way, I wouldn't be able to win. It really upset me when he continued on the lecture telling me that I never drive myself anywhere...that I always rely on Mom for that. Well, of course I do. I'm not allowed to drive because of epilepsy. I'm only allowed to learn once I've been seizure free for a couple of years, which I haven't been. He knows of that, yet still bitched at me for not driving myself anywhere. Thanks a fucking lot...fucking jerkwad.

And now...more of my favorite images from LOL Snaps. Enjoy!

Make A Wish Prices.
Ginger Rip Off.
"What does he look like?"
Ancient Facebook.
Stop Eating Animals.
You are ABCDEFGHIJK.
Dinosaur Office.
"...but beach chickens win!"
Unemployment Stuff To Do List.
Tom-Tom Cat.
Unusual and Fun Date Ideas. You know...these actually sound like a lot of fun to do. I'll have to remember this list and see if any future girlfriend will be willing to try out some of the date ideas.
Spacebook.
Perfect T-Shirt for a Mug Shot.
Weird things found in airport security.
Facts About Halloween.
Reverse Fishing.
Fat Joke.
Thunder & Rain.
Paranoia Fail.
"Are you friends with Noah?"
Research Paper Flow Chart.
Win a free ride in a police car!
I'm really busy right now!
How would you like it if...
The Internet In 2020.
If Real War Was Anything Like Call of Duty.
Bar War.
In the time it takes you to read this...
Stalking.
"Hey. Why are you crying?"
How Twilight Fans React...
Great College Advice.
Photoshop Fail.
Zombie Food Pyramid.
What Your Lawn Says About You.
Lego Gangsters.
Batman Appreciates Humor.
A Little Scary.
Cats During Earthquakes.
Knock Knock Fail.
Keep Dreaming Girl.
"Meh! No big deal..."
How Gay People Get Married In America.
Rail Ride Fail.
"virus ?? no LOL"
Profile Pictures.
Nobody Likes A Duck Face. Question is...why do a lot of females take pictures looking like that?
"Move Bitch! Get out of the way!"
Damn Auto-Correct.
Penis Inspection Day.
Hadouken!
The List.
This is genius.
One Last Cigarette.
This kid is NOT much of a ninja.
"Did you hear?!"
"Goodyear?" I remember this scene from one of the Naked Gun movies. I can't recall which of the three movies it was though.
Your Pee Is Sparkling.
Cherenkoooooooooooooov!
"Easy Open!"
Obviously Dumb.
Awkward Text.

More coming soon. Enjoy these for now.

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