End of the World predictions

After reading a status that my friend, Marissa, had posted on her Facebook, I decided to check out the date 21st December, 2012. I didn't really know the relevance of that date, but after searching it on Google, I found out that it's the Mayan date for the End of the World. I then got curious about how many end of the world predictions there have been so far. So, I searched for that, and found a website that states there have been 220 End of the World predictions already. Check it out here. Some of the predictions are humorous to read, especially this one for the 14th September, 2047. Honestly, who wouldn't want the world to end like this? You'd get a huge laugh out of it even though you know you're going to die at any moment.

According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, England time) 2047, SEP. 14!. The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that point, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)