Yesterday, while I was streaming on Twitch, I was shown this video called she speaks fluent american. This was shown on a channel different from where the video was originally hosted. Anyway, in this video, this youngish girl is talking about a "language barrier" between her and a British man. The barrier had to do with money. She asked him how much The Sims 3: Generations was in the UK. He told her it was about £15, which he couldn't afford at the time. As an American, she took £15 as a weight measurement. She didn't understand that pounds here in the UK is the currency. She's then talking about "Why do the games weigh so much?" and then assumes that weight in the UK must be less than in America because it's closer to Jupiter. At this point, all I could think was, "Seriously? Is this girl really this fucking stupid!? How can you believe different parts of the world are in different parts of the solar system?".
After that very idiotic video, I was shown a video from her channel, Our Third Life. This one was called THE EARTH IS FLAT. In this video, she talks about how she believes the world is flat and that if it weren't, all the oceans would fall off and flood space. Again, you're thinking, "Is this girl really this fucking stupid? Has she never seen Discworld or a globe?" In Discworld, all the oceans flow into space over the disc's rim. Still, they are constantly replenished, so the water doesn't just vanish completely. Because we all know that the world is round, it raises the question of her logic: somewhere on Earth, there's a place where there is no gravity. If that's the case, wouldn't people, animals, and everything else travelling into that area also fall off into space?
Eventually, after a few more of her videos, I get to this one: JURASSIC PARK SUCKS. In the image for the video, you can see she's crying. That made me curious as to what is so upsetting about Jurassic Park. But she's not talking about Jurassic Park; she's talking about Jurassic World. Her tears are about Robert Downey Jr. being eaten by dinosaurs in the movie, and that's the reason there will be no more Iron Man, etc, because he's now dead. This is where I thought, "She's got to be trolling. No one on Earth is THIS fucking stupid". As far as I'm aware, Robert Downey Jr. wasn't even in Jurassic World, and even if he were, being eaten by a computer-animated dinosaur is not going to kill you in real life. Haha.
When I was shown the video while streaming on Twitch, I thought that she must be a great friend of Trish Paytas for how fucking stupid she seemed. But now it looks like she's the biggest troll in the world and doing a pretty good job at trolling just about everyone. So, good job on that front.
I think I will have to talk a little about Trish in another post and show people who don't already know who she is how foolish she is. Anyway, check out Our Third Life for one of the biggest fucking trolls ever, if you're interested in seeing how dumb she seemed at first.
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