Do not...by Bryn

I had a laugh at what my 8 year old brother bought home today. A tea stained sheet (to make it look like an old parchment) with alot of "Do not" rules on it. Alot of them I can't understand. This is what it kind of looks like...

1. Do not fight.
2. Do not steni.
3. Do not litter anywhere.
4. Do not dric brire.
5. Do not liye.
6. Do not cil.
7. Do not be grid.
8. Do not be gelis.
9. Do not be notiy.
10. Luryor nabl liyr fmliy.

Does anyone know what the hell most of that is most to say?