Shamchat: Archived chats

It's been quite a long time since I've posted anything in this blog. But recently, I've discovered a new chat program called Shamchat, and I've got to admit that I've gotten quite a lot of laughs out of it. Sadly, I should've started archiving the chats I had before yesterday. One thing that sucks about the chat is that you have to go through about 50 skips before you even find someone who will talk to you. A few of the people I've spoken to have been kind of amusing to me as well. They can't even take a little bit of a joke. I think I've probably pissed off about seven people now. So, let's get to showing these conversations that I've saved.

Ace Harding vs. Electro
Electro: They Lied To Me
Electro: They Shot At Me
Electro: Afraid Of Me
Electro: They're Dead To Me
Ace Harding: Ok.
Electro: AND NOW THEY'RE ALL MY ENEMIES!!!
Ace Harding: So whatcha gonna do? Kill them in the Study with the Wrench?
Electro: I'm Going To Kill The Light
Ace Harding: Yeah...and after you kill the lights, will it be in the Library with the Rope?
Electro: They Will See Who I Really Am
Ace Harding: Professor Plum!?
Electro: Don't You Know
Electro: I'm Electro
Ace Harding: Lies! You're Mrs Peacock...and it was in the Study...with the Candlestick!
Electro: *Electricity Shoots From Hands*
Ace Harding: Well, that's pretty shocking, but it was still in the Study...but I guess it was with the Gun.
Electro has left the conversation.

Now, the reason behind all the Clue/Cluedo references in this conversation is because I'd been watching the movie Clue just before I ended up in the conversation with Electro. He didn't seem to see the funny side in it as he soon left the conversation, as you can probably see.

Ace Harding vs. a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: That's a dumb name.
Ace Harding: And yours isn't?
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: You're a dumb person! You're just dripping with dumb.
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: It's a tad disgusting, please clean that dumb from my floors.
Ace Harding: Oh no! I'm sooooooooo offended. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: What is wrong with my name?
Ace Harding: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: I am Gidulra, first of my name!
Ace Harding: Stop being so mean! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: I-I'm a princess, please don't t-t-tease me!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: I c-could have you killed! *voice cracks*
Ace Harding: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm so dumb. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ace Harding: So mean! You big old meany! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: *starts to cry*
Ace Harding: *hands you a tissue*
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: *blows snot into it*
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: P-please refrain from bullying me as I'm sensitive
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: Orc women are supposed to be all strong and tough.... but look at me. I'm as bony and fragile as your puny human women.
Ace Harding: Hey. You were bullying me, meany!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: I just do it to look tough!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: :c
Ace Harding: Meany!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: N-no you are the meany!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: O-oh Gods I'm crying again.
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: *sob sob sob*
Ace Harding: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ace Harding: You big meany face!
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: I-I'm l-l-leaving b-but not because you were m-mean, I... I'm a tough o-orc princess ;~;
Ace Harding: You're leaving cuz ya a big ol' meany face, huh?
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: If you n-need me I'll b-be eating a tub of ice cream in my chamber, crying and w-writing in my journal.
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously: You sir are the biggest bully :c
a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously has left the conversation.

Ok. This conversation with the orc princess was less amusing than others I'd had. Honestly, I wish I'd have saved the conversations before these two. There was one conversation with some guy trying to explain some guns to me. I think he was the first person on Shamchat that I truly pissed off as he was telling me to stop being a cheeky bastard and listen to him. Sadly for him, I didn't do that.

Ace Harding vs. Narrator
Narrator : And her or him came in
Ace Harding: "And her or him came in" the Narrator said. "Now what the hell are they gonna do?", he thought.
Narrator : He walk outside to enjoy the beautiful weather
Narrator : But he was mean to nature
Narrator : He distroy everything
Narrator : All the animals died
Narrator : And then he thinks to himself what I'm i
Ace Harding: "Oh! What a beautiful day!", the Narrator thought, letting a fart rip. "Oops!", he squealed as he watched a plant whither and die. "Ah, fuck."
Narrator : He had no life
Narrator : And this person was acting like a bitch
Ace Harding: "Oh right! I'm a bodyless voice. Of course I have no life.", thought the Narrator.
Narrator : Shut the fuck up I'm the narrator here and I'm just making a story okay bitch
Narrator : 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Ace Harding: The Narrator was now getting really angry! His face was starting to turn bright red!
Ace Harding: "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'mma kick your ass, you bitch!", yelled the Narrator
Narrator : And ace got killed by the narrator and died
Narrator : Go to hell bitch I don't want to talk to a dirty ass so u can back off and shut the hell up
Ace Harding: And then Ace came back as a ghost. "Oh boy! This is so fucking cool!", thought Ace, as he creeped up behind the Narrator. "BOO!", Ace screamed. The Narrator jumped. "Holy shit! You scared me!", the Narrator said, a tear forming in his eye.
Narrator : Ewe gross boys r nasty and the narrator had a secret weapon and gutted the ace
Narrator : Hiited
Narrator : Hitted
Ace Harding: "Ha! You missed!", said Ace. "I'm a ghost now, dummy!" Ace said with a smirk.
Ace Harding: "Try again!"
Narrator : I kick him right in the guts what r u going to do now bitch
Ace Harding: "I'm gonna laugh at your butt for trying to hurt a ghost.", Ace said. "But...I'm awesome...I...I...I can do anything!" the Narrator stated, curling up in a ball. "I...I...", he sobbed.
Narrator : Hdowhedodvwuctwjebcfffwksvridhworbwoevfkcjqefifhwoghepfhwoctwjwpfjebcidduwbfowhdofnqkfbcosh
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Narrator : Dkwgelfhwkcbsoxbsdkabdlfh
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Ace Harding: "Erm...ok?", Ace said. "English. Do you speak it?"
Narrator : Sksgfqlsbqldbcjvsbckqbflwbfpdbwlcbfks
Ace Harding: Sadly, the Narrator had totally lost his mind when trying to hurt a ghost. "Ahjfsdfjskbgkjfhv jkshfkjdhg fjksahfj khfjksh fjklshjkfhsjkh sjkfhjskhfjkshfkjshjfhsdakjfhsdjkafhsjadkh jfhjksdhfjkshdjkfhsdajkfhsdjkfhjsakhfjska", the Narrator said.
Narrator : SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ass hole I'm just trying to tell a story just like a real narrator will do so ur dirty ass can get out of my face
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Narrator has left the conversation.

We can learn from this: Never narrate a Narrator. It really pisses them off.

Ace Harding vs. YOUR MOM
YOUR MOM: hi son
Ace Harding: Hi mom.
YOUR MOM: how r ur grades
Ace Harding: I dunno anymore. Been 16 years since I was in school.
YOUR MOM: no
Ace Harding: I think they were decent though.
YOUR MOM: ur grade plz
YOUR MOM: good
YOUR MOM: did u do ur chores
Ace Harding: I have chores? Why did no one tell me? Ah well!
YOUR MOM: SON!
YOUR MOM: YOU NEED TO DO YOUR CHORES
Ace Harding: But I don't have any. :D
Ace Harding: I'm awesome like that.
YOUR MOM: YES YOU DO HO
YOUR MOM: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT
YOUR MOM has left the conversation.

Always respect your mother. But only if they are your mother. Haha!

Ok. There were two other conversations that I'd archived, but there's not too much to them that is worth noting here. Instead, I'll link all the conversations (including those I'd posted here) below. If you want to read the other two, you'll have to click the links below.

Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. Electro
Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. a short, lanky orc princess that nobody takes seriously
Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. Narrator - This conversation is one that I've linked several people to on Shamchat. It's given them all a pretty good laugh.
Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. YOUR MOM
Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. Shamchat - Ok. In this conversation, I didn't actually piss anyone off. This guy in this conversation claimed to be part of the team that worked on Shamchat. Can it be true? Most likely not.
Shamchat: Ace Harding vs. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more diffic

I hope that people will enjoy these conversations. Be aware, though, that there are likely to be more conversations coming out at some point. If you enjoy these, I hope you return for more. I've no idea when I'll be posting more, though.