Aunt's Funeral

It's still about a couple more hours until the funeral, and already I'm pissed off with everything. The funeral starts at like...1pm, but apparently I have to wake up and get ready now! At 10:44am! How long do they think it takes to get dressed for 1pm? This is just ridiculous. I'm not getting dressed until about 12:30pm because else I'm going to be sitting here all dressed up and getting hot because it's another sunny day. I haven't had much sleep, and today is already pissing me off beyond belief. I have too much to do really. Get dressed in a suit (black at that...what a color to wear in the sun, huh?), and probably expected to wear a tie with that (well, they can forget it. I'm not going to wear one and risk passing out from a heat overload...). Then I have to collect the Betterware catalogs I delivered on Saturday morning...then wait around for my "boss" to collect the Betterware cash stuff (why can't they just tell the distributors like me have all the cash instead of 20%?)

Anyway, enough about that. Probably better to move on to better things and calm down before I explode. The thing is, I don't really have anything else to talk about.

But, I guess there is one thing. Sharlet. My current girlfriend. Currently, her and I are trying to get her here for like June/July (preferably June), and she's supposed to be getting like this $600 check thing from the government over there in the US, which was going to be helping get the ticket for her to come here. However, if I'm getting what she said correctly, she's not getting $600 and she may not be getting anything at all. Which is retarded. If it's true, then I need to think of a way to get...£300 on my end to transfer from my bank account to her. Why £300? Because £1 is approximately $2 (I know, it's just a rough estimate and £500 isn't going to be $1000, but it's pretty damn close I'm sure). However, it would be nice if someone...anyone had a suggestion with ways her and I can make extra cash to get her here faster. Please leave a comment with suggestions on how! I'd be very grateful for the help.

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UPDATE
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We had to travel further than I was expecting. I thought it was going to be at the church that's not too far from my house, however, was had to go all the way to Bodmin's Crematorium. That's the 2nd funeral I've been to a crematorium for. Discovered something weird when I was there and looked at the time table like thing. My cousin's and I always thought that our aunts name was Tony Burring. However, it turns out she was really Mary Emily Burring. I wonder why people called her Tony...

We got there about 1:15pm, and alot of the family were there, standing around in the carpark in the sun...all dressed in black. What a place to stand...I had to stand there too until we moved closer to the building. At that point, I moved into the shade. It was too hot to stand in the sun dressed in black. It wasn't a very long service, and at least it wasn't outside.

Got home and changed clothes, then had to go out again to collect the Betterware catalogs, and I got hotter from the weather. On the way back from collecting the catalogs, my brother and I saw Mom collecting my youngest brother from school, so we climbed into the car, and Mom went into town to drop off my youngest bro to my sister who was taking him swimming. At that point, we went out onto the beach. That kinda weather is beach weather, but even then, it's still too hot. But the end of the day, I felt like I was going to burst into flames.

At around 9:40pm, I went and took a cold shower...literally a cold shower. I needed to majorly cool down!